*A PLANE WAS ABOUT
TO CRASH AND THERE
WERE ONLY FOUR
PARACHUTES IN THE
PLANE,MEANWHILE
THERE WERE FIVE
PEOPLE IN IT. THE FIRST
PERSON WAS
CRISTIANO
RONALDO,HE SAID "I AM
THE BEST FOOTBALLER I
CANT DIE NOW" SO HE
TOOK 1 PARACHUTE
AND LEFT. THE SECOND
1 WAS ALIKO DANGOTE
SAID "I AM THE
RICHEST MAN IN
AFRICA AND I AM TOO
YOUNG TO DIE".SO HE
TOOK THE SECOND
PARACHUTE AND LEFT.
THE THIRD WAS
PRESIDENT BUHARI AND
HE SAID "I AM THE
SMARTEST PRESIDENT
THAT NEVER WENT TO
SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE
WORLD,SO I CANT DIE
NOW MY PEOPLE STILL
NEEDS ME".HE TOOK 1
AND LEFT. THEN IT
WAS LEFT WITH
GOODLUCK AND A
SMALL GIRL..........THEN ivory flower girl dresses
JONATHAN SAID TO
THE LITTLE GIRL .."TAKE
THE LAST 1 I WILL
SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR
YOU. THE LITTLE GIRL
REPLIED "NO NEED FOR
THAT .THERE ARE TWO
PARACHUTES LEFT.
WITH SHOCK AND
SURPRISE JONATHAN
ASKED HER."HOW COM?".
THE LITTLE GIRL
REPLIED"BUHARI TOOK
MY SCHOOL BAG
THINKING IT WAS A
PARACHUTE.............